Being old is cool until you realize that you’re attracted to the same age woman regardless of what year you graduated, and then being old is creepy. Throw away your candy-filled lunch box and head over to the old, but cool, Waterfront Hotel.

Monday: Mother’s Federal Hill Grille (1113 S Charles St., 410-244-8686) 5pm-11pm 12 oz. Prime Rib with 2 sides for $10.95, $4 Brewer’s Art Resurrection, $3 Sam Adams & Sam Adams Lt bottles Tuesday: No Way Jose (12 East Cross Street, Federal Hill, 410-752-2837) Fajitas for two plus a pitcher...

Bertha’s Restaurant and Bar (734 South Broadway, Fells Point, 410-327-5795) by Kit Pollard; Photo courtesy of Dana Deskiewicz

Todd Conner’s (700 South Broadway, Fells Point, 410-537-5005) by Shauna Horrell